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Post  trix on Thu Nov 22 2007, 19:48

In the immigration office:

- Name?
- Abu Dalah Sarafi.
- Sex?
- Four times a week.
- No, no, no... male or female?
- Male, female... sometimes camel...

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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Post  DevilSoul on Tue Nov 27 2007, 09:15

whats worse then found a worm in apple .........
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answer : found 1/2 worm in apply

1 day my son ate apply at our back yard (fresh from our apply tree). bite ... bite ... yummy .... mmm .. yummy ... WTF .... 1/2 WORM ... DAMN ... grrrrr . i should eat bigger bite . then i wont find it ......
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Post  trix on Tue Nov 27 2007, 10:24

A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"

"Both son. God is both."

After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"

"Both son, both."

"Daddy, does God love children?"

"Yes son, he loves all children."

The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"

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Post  beavisboss on Tue Nov 27 2007, 19:52

Hehehe god bless us all Laughing
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Post  CuteMohamed on Fri Nov 30 2007, 18:03

lol!
hahahaha mum ur son is nice boy Razz

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